ALBINOTREE

*The albinoTree is the only tree that will grow on One Tree Hill and could grow on top of Everest if it wanted to... *Couples who carve their initials in a heart on an albinoTree, never breakup. *Birds perch on the albinoTree because it listens. *Dogs refuse to piss on an albinoTree. *The only way to break a branch of the albinoTree is to hang a noose from it. *Breathing albinoTree produced oxygen makes you high on life. *You will never find a cat stuck in an albinoTree. *No matter how hard you try, you cannot fall out of an albinoTree. *You cannot write lies on paper made from albinoTree. *You don't regret sleeping under an albinoTree in the morning. *Wood from an albinoTree does not drift... *The albinoTree concentrates of bearing one single perfectly symmetrical flawless fruit at a time. The fruit falls far from the albinoTree and its seeds spread themselves.

Also known as: The albinoTree